Penname: AsinineIgnoramusAR [Contact]
Real name: AsinineIgnoramusAR
Member since: 02/04/2012
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Rated: General - all ages
Summary: SLASH, Crack!fic, threesome, and a tiny, insy James Bond crossover. Yassen Gregorovich was probably the last person Wolf had been expecting to see in his kitchen.
Categories: Humour, Slash
Characters: Yassen Gregorovich, Alex Rider, Wolf
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 2734 • Views: 780
[Report This] Published: 19/02/2009 Updated: 19/02/2009
Reviewer: AsinineIgnoramusAR Signed
Date: 16/04/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Very funny. I almost laughed out loud. Not an easy thing to get me to do!

Rated: Not suitable for young children
Summary: Part one in the Blood & Fire arc. Alex should have been safe. After all, he was just taking part in a training exercise … right? Right, but in Alex's world, adventure and mystery are never far away.
Categories: Action/Adventure, Angst, Mission, Mystery
Characters: Alex Rider, Ian Rider, K Unit, Wolf, Yassen Gregorovich
Warnings: Character death, Torture, Violence
Series: Blood and Fire
Chapters: 7 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 16734 • Views: 3160
[Report This] Published: 17/07/2009 Updated: 27/07/2009
Reviewer: AsinineIgnoramusAR Signed
Date: 16/04/2012 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

You are wonderful. I love your work, and if you never post again, I will die with grief.

Author's Response: Thank you for your lovely series of reviews :-) I'm g;ad you're enjoying the stories. Hopefully there are still more for you to read here ... and then perhaps ... later this year, a final part of the Blood & Fire arc!

Rated: Not suitable for young children
Summary: He didn't stand a chance and never had stood a chance.
Categories: Angst, *Fests & challenges* > Spy Fest 2009
Characters: Alex Rider, Yassen Gregorovich
Warnings: Character death, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 3222 • Views: 386
[Report This] Published: 01/10/2009 Updated: 01/10/2009
Reviewer: AsinineIgnoramusAR Signed
Date: 16/04/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

One of the saddest stories I've ever had the complete pleasure of meeting. It was wonderfully sad. Beautifully written. Please never stop writing.

Rated: Not suitable for young children
Summary: Alex decides that the effort is just not worth the trouble anymore.
Categories: Angst
Characters: Alan Blunt, Alex Rider
Warnings: AU, Character death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 1507 • Views: 131
[Report This] Published: 27/09/2010 Updated: 27/09/2010
Reviewer: AsinineIgnoramusAR Signed
Date: 16/04/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Let Go

Very good. I enjoyed it from the minute I started. The only constructive criticism I have is that I think you misspelled sidled. It's when Tom asks him what he's planning on doing. Other that that, you did awesome!

Rated: Not suitable for young children
Summary: A triple cross
Categories: Angst, *Fests & challenges* > Flash Rider
Characters: Alex Rider, Yassen Gregorovich
Warnings: Character death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 892 • Views: 214
[Report This] Published: 05/02/2011 Updated: 05/02/2011
Reviewer: AsinineIgnoramusAR Signed
Date: 16/04/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

You're gonna make me cry! It's written perfectly, and yet I want to throw the computer out the window! And you want to know what the worst part is? I CAN'T STOP READING!!!

Rated: Restricted - no under 16s
Summary: I'd seen many things in my run as Sergeant of Brecon Beacons...but this just took the cake.
Categories: Friendship, Humour
Characters: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Completed: Yes • Words: 1253 • Views: 65
[Report This] Published: 10/04/2012 Updated: 10/04/2012
Reviewer: AsinineIgnoramusAR Signed
Date: 16/04/2012 Title: Chapter 1: This Isn't Boy Scout Camp

Sweet work. I enjoyed it very much. I smiled at some of the parts. And that isn't the easiest thing to get me to do! Great job.